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The Telephones
About Us | Darryl Ann | Chris | Karen | Our Own Rooney | Pictures | Links | Contact The Telephones

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Chris- Wow what a lame cover page for the band( thanks for ruining the bands reputation Karen jk) the stuff I added on the bottem, however, is cool.

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Karen- what a beautiful picture above of /r/....dont you agree christopher?.... lol...and look at their wonderful hair
 
Chris-First on all, i know ur jealous of me finding the country u live in but that is no reason to insult me by putting these picture of /r/ on our cover page i mean wat the hell is that?second of all there are 50 guy i can think of off the top of my head who have better hair than them  =)

This is The Telephones website...uh yeah...and this is Karen writting hopefully in the future the other band members will write something here important and meaningful but for the time being you'll have to settle for this...

Chris- well i don't think we'll actually put anything meaningful so don't listen to Karen(jk kinda anyway) hopefully i'm gunna get my drum set soon (woot woot in a black fashion) anyway watch Berserk( the anime from the bottem of the page) and donate plenty of money to the CNMFDSF( Chris Needs Money For A Drum Set Foundation) just email me ( u can find my address at the "contact us" page) and tell me that u want to make a donation and i'll will gladly except and  i may even give u something in return (a free cd from the The Telephones to show off to ur friends that haven't even heard of us, or if ur a guy, some sexual favors, yes, i am a prostitute for those of u who do not know that ... i bet ur wondering why i can't just get money for my drum from  my prostituting job( no it's not because i'm a penny whore), the answer is i want u guys to feel that warm feeling that u supposedly get when u help someone, i don't ever feel it, do u? email me and donate money to find out wat this "warm feeling" is all about.Oh and in the email tell me wat this "warm feeling" is like) Wowwwww that was a long perenthesis thingy anyway donate some money to my foundation, watch anime then email me and just in case u are to lazy to go to the "contact us" page here is my email....   moundsoffat@yahoo.com and my sn is ieatchocobo but i warn u if don't like bad language and obscene smileys than don't instant message me k?

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Quotes...

"I'm not partying I'm parting from the non-creative"-Robert Carmine
"My kid's two [years old]"- Taylor Locke
"Why the fuck are we going North?"- Matt Winter
"I really love your hairdo,Yeah,I'm glad you like mine too,see we're looking pretty cool"-The Dandy Warhols
"So, Rolling Stone gave your CD two stars."
"Yeah, two out of two stars! Pretty good, huh?"
"No, two out of five..."
"Yeah, I know, I was just trying to make us sound better."
---Louie and Interviewer
"Raise your motherfuckin' hands if you came from T----, Washington! T---, Washington! My homies!"
--Ned Brower
"Me: chubby. Louie: obese. Ned: fatso. Robert: Carminopotamus. Matt: huge-ass chunk-style fatty."
--Taylor Locke

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Karen-You're actually reading this far down ::Gasp::
Chris- wow Karen that "gasp" sounded pretty damn white.....WHITIE!
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